thetrollingchaos asked: Excuse me while I spend the rest of the day cracking up about Crocstiel 4.20.
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST. DO WE FEED IT? CAN WE PUT IT IN THE BATHTUB? WHAT DOES IT EAT? I think it eats people. Can we feed those dead demons to it? Maybe we should get it out of here before the blood drives it nuts.
I think you’re thinking sharks, not crocodile.
MAYBE IT’S AN ALLIGATOR, NOT A CROCODILE.
[cue argument about the difference between crocodiles and alligators]
I think, like, alligators live in the water and crocodiles are land creatures.
uh are you sure you aren’t thinking of tortoises and turtles
I am sure I am thinking no one died and crowned you Crocodile Dundee.
while they argue some more about croc vs. gator, the reptile escapes and tries to eat someone’s leg.